Nobby Fielder

A name constructed to sound like a legitimate historic football player who was part of the England 1966 world cup team.

Just look at Nobby Fielder on the wing!

by IAIN_D September 5, 2018

Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.

The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.

by Danbman77 April 7, 2019

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Future wireless fieldwork

When two men touch each other through a linksys

Hey, are you into future wireless fieldwork?

by DeEnda February 16, 2010

fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

field

Place to have sex!!!

"Peter had sex in a field with a sheep!"

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

Strawberry Fields

An accumulation of frothy period blood on pubic hair.

"She had the strawberry fields last night after we were done having sex."

by ZackPhil December 5, 2013