Wake n' Fap

When you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. You feel the urge to fapit away. And you quick get your porn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.

*Stretches* Yaawn oh my I just realised I have a throbbing erection. Possibly from an erotic dream. Id better fap this bad boy away.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

That was a great "Wake n' fap
Just as good as a cup of coffee.

by Spinewhip October 29, 2009

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after fap nap

The act of taking that sweet and relaxing nap after fapping.

Jack fapped and once he finished, he took an after fap nap.

by firewolf88 October 17, 2010

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Fetty Fap

When you bust a nut in her left eye, and she goes blind.

Last night my girlfriend came over and she was sucking my dick, and when I was about to cum, I pulled it out, and shot it in her left eye, I had to Fetty Fap into her eye.

by Fwoodcox June 6, 2016

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stop drop and fap

The term for when your browsing the internet, and stumble across a pornographic image so compelling, that you must commence fapping (masurbating) immediately.

Steve was browsing the net, he found the sexiest pic ever and from there it was stop drop and fap.

by Mike Simons July 12, 2011

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Facebook Fap

The act of masturbating to pictures of people that are posted on Facebook. This includes profile pictures, tags, videos and everything of that nature.

Jeff - "Yo, what'd you get up to last night?"
Scott - "Facebook fapped to Shauna...."
Jeff - "Dude, that's just plain wrong."

by Pneisme September 30, 2010

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