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fart tent

The process of farting underneath the blanket, creating a tent, and sniffing away
Man, i drank some milk the other night and made one hell of a fart tent afterwards.
by Sennix October 29, 2006
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fart attack

when one has multiple violent farts in a single sitting
gee patrick you just had a fart attack
by the fart king September 7, 2010
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Car Fart

1) When the driver of a car equipped with power windows farts, and locks the windows creating a "gas chamber".

2) a way of getting out of giving unlikeable people a ride.
I won't ever get a ride with Steve ever since he made a car fart. John started throwing up and Jenny passed out!
by What's a pseudonym????? February 22, 2009
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farticus

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.
after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"
by Mattsolit April 10, 2006
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www.clownpenis.fart

A misfortune made famous on Saturday Night Live that refers to the unwise idea of upgrading businesses into the 20th Century.
In the sketch, an investment company is stuck with a ridiculous name because they waited so long to get onto the internet.

"We are all about business and are serious about your investments at www.clownpenis.fart."
by RBUCK May 8, 2007
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acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.
Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.
by tophieCC January 15, 2009
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fartricide

How a dyslexic tries to kill his brother.
Tom's jealous rage pushed him to the point of fartricide but none of the fart bombs he left for his brother Pete seemed to work.
by Coriolus October 13, 2008
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