Diesel Meister

Common misspelling of Deisel Meister.

He got points taken off his paper because he spelled Deisel Meister "Diesel Meister".

by Britton T. February 6, 2007

Diesel Man

He comes while you are unconcious after tieing one on and pours diesel fuel down your throat.

(upon waking) Oh god, the Diesel Man has been.

by zenrat August 6, 2010

Diesel truck addict

A person sexually addicted to diesel trucks. Most commonly associated with the @dieseltruckaddicts Instagram page.

That guy follows @dieseltruckaddicts. He must be a diesel truck addict. He likes to have sex with diesel trucks and probably their owners too.

by Dllnbro August 7, 2015

Digestive Muffin

The remains of smeg left in a female's vagina after sex and after not washing the penis

Julia, I met this guy last night and he gave me a digestive muffin! Never again.

by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016

digest version

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.

I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.

by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017

*dies*

occurs when your heartbeat instantly shoots straight to the roof the moment you stand in front of people, generally ten to probably a thousand people watching you.

Person 1 stands in front of an audience
Audience: "You okay?"
Person 1: *dies*

by dorsaldeer2004 June 2, 2018

Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s

Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.

by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019