Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 20, 2019
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Hopenchange

What you should feel in the new era of Obama. Alternatively, it can be used to replace most any noun.
Wow, I'm so full of Hopenchange!
Man, I'm almost out of gas, guess I'll just fill 'er up with some Hopenchange
by AlbanianCocksman January 21, 2009
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TowBoner

The mental excitement tow truck drivers have when doing a difficult tow, especially when towing large trucks
Randy had a mega TowBoner after towing the tractor trailer with the heavyvwrecker
by AlbanianCocksman December 27, 2020
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Crushing Tin

Matt is "crushing tins." Short version, Matt is crushing.
by AlbanianCocksman December 24, 2008
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