Definitions by AlbanianCocksman

TowBoner 

The mental excitement tow truck drivers have when doing a difficult tow, especially when towing large trucks

Randy had a mega TowBoner after towing the tractor trailer with the heavyvwrecker

TowBoner by AlbanianCocksman December 27, 2020

Diesel Douche 

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s

Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.

Diesel Douche by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019

Hopenchange

What you should feel in the new era of Obama. Alternatively, it can be used to replace most any noun.

Wow, I'm so full of Hopenchange!
Man, I'm almost out of gas, guess I'll just fill 'er up with some Hopenchange

Hopenchange by AlbanianCocksman January 21, 2009

Crushing Tin 

slang for drinking beer

Matt is "crushing tins." Short version, Matt is crushing.

Crushing Tin by AlbanianCocksman December 24, 2008