Cuban Shifflett

When you have to give mouth to mouth/ CPR to your drunk bestie

"oh no! She passed out! Does anyone know the Cuban Shifflett?!

by Mombudsman May 27, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very sexy and submissive serial rapist

“She called me the Cuban Poolboy” “Oh shit you swing that way?”

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.

“If you see the Cuban Poolboy around anywhere, hide yo girl”

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.

Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.

by Bollybones June 16, 2022

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass

I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic

by SussQuatch August 18, 2022

Chbonky

When something is large and misshapen

Dude your cock is really chbonky

by meowue August 28, 2022