crumptastic

So fabulous, so hardcore, so amazing it can only be crumptastic.

Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).

Whoa, Meliz just threw down! That bitch is crumptastic!

by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009

crummy chubb

the erection caused by bouncing up and down in a "crummy" or logging crew transport. Can't be acknowledged because the crummy is full of other dudes. Origin: British Columbia and Pacific Northwest

I got a wicked crummy chubb on the ride into Indian Arm landing.

by brumac November 26, 2010

Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.

you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.

by Eliott Johnson June 22, 2007

crotch crumbs

another name for genital crabs. Also a name for subway crumbs that fall in one's crotch

Stop throwing your crotch crumbs at my face!

by snowwwwww April 23, 2009

Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009

poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female

Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.

by dupieman 2009 a.k.a. bloons July 26, 2009

scratch crumbs

The teeny little silvery crumbs that result when you scratching a lottery ticket, phone card, etc.

Hey b'ye git the dust buster and suck up dem scratch crumbs!

by shmoopster August 10, 2014