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A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.
Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009
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