Crime

When you completely change your life because of gatekeepers on social media

Guy 1: "John started waking up at 4am everyday because of some annoying-ass Twitter (X, do not downvote) guy"
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p

by omaclintock May 17, 2025

crime

To send charts to valhala, artificially pumping memecoins to the moon and front running the bundles.

holy fucking shit i just bought $retard and its getting crimed. IT JUST HIT 2M HOLY FUCK IM RICH"

by thesmartone67 September 6, 2025

crimebook

When a student uses their Chromebook for mischief and not doing schoolwork

"Hey man, we're supposed to be doing schoolwork"
"Well, maybe then shouldn't have left Minecraft unlocked on our crimebooks"

by shnoogie842 September 25, 2025

Crime stoppers junkie

People who are addicted to crime stoppers informant tips may not necessarily be drug addicts, but more akin to gambling addicts and the dopamine response to a jackpot or 'pay out'.

How many crime stoppers junkies on the call in show tonight?

by Modern Women December 24, 2025

Crime stoppers network

Crime stoppers is a private investigative company the subcontract police services in Canada. However, crime stoppers only awards or responds to people in the crime stoppers network. No victum services for anyone outside of the network, they also award diatribe lawsuits which of course only include crime stoppers diatribes and street gangs and their members in their chrime stoppers network. There are disability access rights with this private company, and what to do when entire regions and the provincial police subcontract all police service call to this private company who do not take witness statements from citizen outside their network

Crime stoppers network only awards victum services to people within the crime stoppers network. And only crime stoppers network members have police services.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

Big Crime

Big crime is a cooler way of saying Big time, which is a cooler way of saying yes.

Hey Timmy, were the fish biting today?

Timmy: Bo yah.. big crime!!!

Translation: "yes, i got alot of bites"

by K LaVine August 18, 2006

Christmas Crime

Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.

"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"

"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."

by bstank1 September 23, 2009