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crimebook

When a student uses their Chromebook for mischief and not doing schoolwork

"Hey man, we're supposed to be doing schoolwork"
"Well, maybe then shouldn't have left Minecraft unlocked on our crimebooks"

crimebook by shnoogie842 September 25, 2025

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A misspelling of empanada, or a cross between an empanada and a piñata. A piñata shaped like an empanada and/or full of empanadas.

- Hey man, I bought empinatas for the party!
- Did you mean "empanadas"s?
- No man, a piñata shaped like an empanada!

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