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Denim Cougar

A Denim Cougar is an older female (cougar) who wears tight denim exclusively to highlight her fading physique.
With her Lee's and denim half jacket Rose walked out of the house not knowing she was rocking the Denim Cougar look.
Denim Cougar by eljasso December 10, 2009

Freddy Cougar

A scary woman who is middle-aged or older that mistakenly thinks she is more desirable than she actually is
Paul's mom is a total Freddy Cougar
Freddy Cougar by Cinema_rot May 6, 2016

Angry cougar 

When your fucking an old lady and you stick your fingers down her throat and she pukes on your dick then you slap her Cause she puked on your dick then run out knocking her dead husbands picture over
Jamie: “ why do you have a black eye” billy: “I gave this hoe an angry cougar and she hit me”
Angry cougar by Crackhead696666 November 30, 2017

The Cougar Slam 

To have sex with 4 different women 20+ years older than your current age 4 days or nights in a row. It is called "The Cougar Slam" as a reference to baseball for when you hit a grand slam you score 4 times in a row.
"I can't believe Tyler completed The Cougar Slam. I thought it was it was impossible."

Rotting cougar 

When sleeping with an older woman you vomit on her chest then slap her in the stomach and when the vomit splashes everywhere you take your hands and rub them through her hair. After doing so proceed to crouch over her face and take a messy shit all over her mouth and rub the fecal matter in every open orifice possible, including ear canals.
Mrs. Tennenbaum's husband wont make her into a rotting cougar, what a pussy!
Rotting cougar by Cick February 19, 2010

Male Cougar 

A man who is older than 40 and hangs out at clubs "hunting" for females younger than 25 for a sexual relationship.

More commonly known as a Pathetic Loser
WTF that Male Cougar just hit on that young babe. What a loser!
Male Cougar by Ade Holf February 18, 2010