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couch gravity

couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.
Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.
by fierle franz May 1, 2010
mugGet the couch gravitymug.

couch nug

dank buds of marijuana that have been placed in or on a couch for a undisclosed amount of time.
"Hey who's couch nug is that? can i throw it in this rello?"

as in attempting to fill a cigarillo with marijuana with a nugget of merijuana found on or in the couch.
by catatafish May 19, 2010
mugGet the couch nugmug.

Nig couches

A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
Darren: Dude you should check out me new nig couches!
CJ: Dude. What the hell.
Darren: Fuuuuuu
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
mugGet the Nig couchesmug.

couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.
Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.
by T March 15, 2005
mugGet the couch tourmug.

Couch Burn

Similar to rug burn, except on from a couch.
I have couch burn on my leg!
by jane sadwoman February 11, 2010
mugGet the Couch Burnmug.

couch nigger

a bad name for someone, derived from chappel show...
by bob September 1, 2006
mugGet the couch niggermug.

Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.
After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.
by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009
mugGet the Couch-poormug.

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