Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.

Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023

Conservatives

People who don't understand politics or even their own views but need to stick to the person they based their personality around

-Have you heard of what conservatives are planning?
-Nothing smart that's for sure

by MadeYaLookLol May 24, 2023

Conservative

A person claiming genocidist, racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-labor moral values tending toward monopoly preservation and institutions of fascist control like prisons, police, and the military. Conservatives steal native land and BIPOC labor and live off the struggles of others.

Conservatives voted for Trump. Gerrymandering is a conservative virtue. Conservatives love fascist dictators like Bolsanaro.

by Bikeopeli June 6, 2023

Conservative

A derogatory term used by leftists to describe someone who doesn't conform to their agenda.

Leftist: Oh my god Elon Musk is such a fucking conservative fascist
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE

by TheAngryJanitor June 7, 2023

CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.

You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023

Conservaturd

Someone who subscribes to the vampirism of the youth by idolizing geriatric pedophiles.

Conservaturds don't know who Roy Cohn is 👀

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023