Definitions by TheAngryJanitor

Conservative 

A derogatory term used by leftists to describe someone who doesn't conform to their agenda.

Leftist: Oh my god Elon Musk is such a fucking conservative fascist
Any normal person: Uhh Elon literally voted for Obama, Hillary, and Joe Biden, and most of his opinions are left wing.
Leftist: YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE TOO REEEEEEEEEE

Conservative by TheAngryJanitor June 7, 2023

Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences 

A now private YouTube video that has been lost in time, it was public until it was ruthlessly murdered and yeeted off the internet.

Marco: Hey, Polo, when did you open this jar of pickles?
Polo: I think I opened it when Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences existed?
Marco: Well fuck, these pickles are expired!

Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

Fortnite Season 

Another way of saying 3 months, or 1 quarter of a year.

Marco: Hey Polo, when did I open this lunch meat?
Polo: I think it was one Fortnite Season ago.
Marco: Shit, it’s now expired.

Fortnite Season by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

patchy the pirate

Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.

Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.

patchy the pirate by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

Bombing of Hiroshima 

Another word for having a Bowel Movement.
Your Ass - Plane
Shit - Nuke
Toilet Water - Hiroshima

Polo: I will reenact the Bombing of Hiroshima.
Marco: What do you mean by that?
Polo: I’m gonna take a big shit.

Bombing of Hiroshima by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019