Codbollocks

1. An exclamation of annoyance or frustration.
2. Variation of bullshit. Something made up or untrue.
3. Negative describing word.

1. Codbollocks, Dave! The dog's on the roof!
2. That's utter codbollocks, and you know it.
3. Your mum was codbollocks, sorry.

by CowInParachute February 11, 2004

combat wingman

The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.

Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.

Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"

by Hector Gnome June 30, 2007

stage combat

Theatrical choreography or improvisation that creates the illusion of physical combat without hurting the actors. Sometimes actors make no real physical contact when engaging in stage combat. When actual contact is made, care is taken to ensure punches and kicks land on sturdy muscle groups, while appearing to cause pain. One of the most dangerous contact moves is the face slap, which puts the ears, eyes, nose, and jaw at very high risk.

"The actors had a 7:00 fight call to practice their stage combat before the show."

"That stage combat was horrible. It was so unrealistic."

by Robin February 25, 2005

cambodian love chicken

Mythical giant bird said to one day return to Cambodia to restore peace and unity.

My uncle got severely beaten by a prostitute's husband in Phnom Penh!. Where was the Cambodian Love Chicken?!

by Greg Jorgensen February 25, 2008

combat park

A military term referring to parking a vehicle in such a fashion to make a quick getaway in the event of a firefight. Usually consisting of backing into a parking spot upon arrival. This ensures you don't have to do a three point turn to leave when you are getting shot at. Often performed in multi-player games such as Halo

"There is an open spot"
"Yo, combat park your whip so when we are leaving boozed up we don't have to fuck around"

by outlaw6bob April 18, 2007

cambodian breastmilk

Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.

P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.

"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."

by What's a name? July 29, 2006

combox

Short for "comment box." Used weirdly-often by Catholic bloggers.

Look at all these combox trolls.

by chuzzist August 7, 2019