trench coats 

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

trench coats by Morbidia June 5, 2005

Coatnee 

originated in Culpeper Va, a boy came up with a new nickname for Courtney, he said her name with a gangsta-country accent, then coming up with the name Coatnee

hey Coatnee! wassup!?

Coatnee by courtneyx540 January 23, 2009

coatin' 

when a girl or two girls hang out with a large group of boys, usualy flirting with them.

I know you was out there coatin' cuz u smell like thirty different colognes.

coatin' by crazegurl91193 May 2, 2008

coated

when a person or group appear to not care what is thought of them but everything about them ie; appearance, things they say and do, is all about manipulating mass opinion. eg ISIS extreme Islamic group.

See that new girl on the treadmill, she only started gym because she wants people to think she is fit and health conscious, that is so "coated".

coated by kely4nya September 3, 2014

coatesy

Noun. A person who is genuinely retarded and serves no positive purpose to society. See also dickhead.

After watching Ken Hitchcock say the Flyers lost because their team is not good enough, Steve Coates reported that Ken Hitchcock was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the Flyers. I screamed, "That's not what he said you dickhead." But Steve Coates was just being a Coatesy. For examples of this in actions, watch "Coatesy's Corner."

coatesy by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

shit on the coats

When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.

Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!

He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?

shit on the coats by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016

stolen coats

An exclaimation that something good has happened or is about to happen.

Synonym: Awesome, amazing...

That party was off the fucking hinges like stolen coats yo!

That DVD was stolen coats man.

stolen coats by drew October 22, 2004