Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011

iron clamp

"When having anal with a girl doggy style and right before the climax you punch you partner in the back of the head and she clenches her ass cheeks and therefore causing the IRON CLAMP".

" uarrgg babe I'm about to cum "
wHACk👊
"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me

by Pussy-destroyer100 December 17, 2013

Drunken Liquor Chimp

a black impaired male

a black male who is intoxicated, drunk or hungover

My employee was still drunk from a nite of partying and we needed him on the job immediately...Concerned, I called our office and asked....Is the "drunken liquor chimp" ready yet?

by Boom48 March 17, 2011

shit-clamp

A person who loves to do sick things with tools

cory from sparwood is such a shit-clamp

by jim dandy November 17, 2004

chimp

see Micheal Mark cunt Lady Boy chav tosser closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a chimp from the zoo

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

clamp slapper

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).

While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

Chimpmuk

A chimpmuk is a person in a photograph that appears to be wearing two hats and a hoodie which makes them look like a chipmunk. It is very likely this person will have the qualities of a chimp.

Dorita: WOAH look at this photo...
Tarzan: Huh?
Otis: Thats a chimpmuk if ever I saw one.
Dennis: *nods* Sure is

by Otis The Stripper June 3, 2008