cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 29, 2011

ratchet & clank

A video game; should be cockney rhyming slang for wank, but isn't.

I'm off to have a ratchet.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ July 26, 2003

helen clark

A dumb ass bitch but still smarter then George Hairy Bush... she even looks beta then him or the same... its prob eitha she looks like a man and bush is a pussy

She is the prime minista of nz but still smarta then the president of the most powerful country in the world..... which is scary but of course russia

by person No.7 January 7, 2005

clackin'

(v) talking incessantly about nothing, especially when nobody cares

She's still clackin'.

Who's clackin'? I can hear it from here.

by E-tab April 24, 2008

dan clark

dan clark lives in kennett square..a pretty beat town with no parties poppin..AT ALL..anyways dan clarkis my nigga! i think hes one of the realest ppl around this place! i met him a while back when we were in elementry school together in the same class in 5th grade! we grew apart and then frshman year of high school we became cool as shit again! he would do anything he could to help me..whether i was drunk in west chester or whatever i would call him and he would come pick me up and bring me home! everybody should have a person in there life like this dude right here! he will be there for u throught thick n thin! recently he joined the army and now he is stationed in fort knox kentucy...he is a good man and he is an american soldier! i cant wait till he gets back...anyways thats my nigga!

he has a huge family and hes a beast at everything he tries! his sister tarra is his right hand partner and he would do anything to keep her safe! tarra is also a good friend of mine! if you dont know dan then u dnt need to know anymore...u should already know...if u ever get a chance to meet this dude u will know what im sayin!!! DAN CLARK IS THE SHIIIIIT!!!!

DAN CLARK: WHATS GOOD BRAH?
ANYONE: HEY IM GOOD HBU?
DAN CLARK: IM GOOD DO U NEED ANTYTHING?
ANYONE: YEAH IM HUNGRY AS HELL!
DAN CLARK: ALRIGHT LETS GO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT
ANYONE: IMN BROKE
DAN CLARK: DONT WORRY I GOT U!

by gangstafigga February 7, 2010

Click Clacks

Boobs, tits, titties, and all things relating to female breasts.

Damn, look at those click clacks over there!

by jacobquotes.com July 3, 2011

clacking

a form of sex in which the male (or a female with complete strap-on genitalia) repeatedly inserts their balls into their partner's asshole. The balls and asshole are each lubricated to ensure full pleasure for both participants.

To stimulate their dormant sex life, the husband surprised his wife during their weekly sex by getting behind her, and clacking her into submission.

by clackmaster3000 November 22, 2011