When one crack head “beats up” another crackhead and therefore thinks they have clout.-crackhead clout
Chelsea does crack and she beat up Megan who is also a crackhead so she thinks she’s hot shit now. Got that Crackhead clout.
by Stonerstitch January 20, 2022
Get the Crackhead Cloutmug. Ahhhh man I just got clout licked by this chick with a million followers, but hey.....shes pretty hot so she can steal more than my number for her clout score!
by The_word_wizzard January 21, 2019
Get the Clout lickmug. Someone who is a trend follower and is retarded. Therefore they only listen to the popular opinion and refuse to think outside of that.
by uhurmom February 6, 2024
Get the Clout-tardmug. 
When someone with little to no following shouts out someone bigger than them in a sad attempt to gain internet popularity.
by Jed.I.Knight November 20, 2020
Get the shout cloutmug. When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.
OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...
by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023
Get the Meconium Clout Syndromemug. Not something you acquire, but merely something naturally gifted by the grace of god to the select few worthy enough
by Boonkgangorgtfo October 31, 2017
Get the Cloutmug.