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broken chair

A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.
"Everything was going smooth that night until Jimmy tried a broken chair."
by thefatman123456 June 21, 2009
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Chair Rapist

so one who is so lonely and sexually desperate that they resort to raping a chair
Guy: i'm so lonely even your starting to look good
Josh: stay away from me you chair rapist!
by h.legge September 16, 2011
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Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
by Aldoism October 2, 2016
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in chair

The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.

Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
by Sundae May 30, 2006
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the chair is not your friend

the chair is not your friend

just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...
the chair is not your friend....
by blthrskt May 6, 2009
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rolly chair

the most comfortable and convient chair for someone who is rolling
"Watch how fast I can slide across the floor on my rolly chair, it's the best rolling" :D
by Beavecoon Kristy August 15, 2011
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chair force

noun: 1. Most commonly used as a degrading or deragatory term for the united states's red-headed step child branch of the military.
2. The idea that the unites states air force does nothing in defense of this great nation, but sit behind a desk, normally on a chair or broomstick, and push paper. They may have one or two missions: refuel the people really doing the work; navy/marine corps jets, or drop a nuclear weapon, however the country would never relay on USAF for this, they are morel likely to call upon a navy ballistic missile submarine to do the job.
Navy and AF General Discussing Plans:
Navy: We can launch off the USS Enterprise and hit targets A-Y.
AF: We will launch from our new base in iraq and hit target Z.
Navy: You can't launch from there, the air strip hasn't been built yet. Says here (looks at construction report) that the golf course was finished yesterday, air strip will be done in about a week. Fuckin' chair force!
by Zach Huff April 6, 2006
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