Person 1: I'm leaving you for larry! You're a horrible lover!
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
by Brandon K. and Drew P. July 15, 2007
Get the cell pwn mug.a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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1) A guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn't face to face with you. Usually shy, but possibly a player. So look carefully!
2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
I have a crush on this guy, and we talk All the time. Every night! But I don't want to break up with Nevin to chase a crush. I guess I'll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.
by LittlebitLost June 18, 2010
Get the Cell Phone Boyfriend mug.This is also called meiosis. It is the production of sex cells, or gametes. It is different from mitosis, or normal cell division.
Gametes are Sperm and Egg cell.
One gamete contains 1/2 the genetic information that a parent cell would have.
At the end of meiosis, there will be 4 "daughter cells" from 1 parent cell.
Errors in this process lead to conditions such as:
- Down Syndrome
- Turner Syndrome
Klinefelter Syndrome
and more!
Gametes are Sperm and Egg cell.
One gamete contains 1/2 the genetic information that a parent cell would have.
At the end of meiosis, there will be 4 "daughter cells" from 1 parent cell.
Errors in this process lead to conditions such as:
- Down Syndrome
- Turner Syndrome
Klinefelter Syndrome
and more!
male sperm under go meiosis or "sex cell division" to make sure there is a supply of sperm readily available
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Get the sex cell division mug.Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.
Sally: "I have to shit."
Molly: "There's no toilet around."
Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"
Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
Molly: "There's no toilet around."
Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"
Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011
Get the Florida Jail Cell mug.When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.
You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
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