Chocolate Chapstick

When you toss the salad of your significant other and the lube moistens your dry lips

After Danny tossed Ricks salad his lips were moist and soft from the chocolate chapstick.

by Joel & James November 8, 2008

Capslols

When you make fun of people that forget to turn off their capslock, either write in caps with shift.

Him:"HELLO???"
You:"CAPSLOLS."

by Whootie March 26, 2007

Mad Caps

"Psylocibe Extract". A non-lethal capsule of dehydrated and processed Psylocibin from the Psilocybe semilanceata; Produces euphoria and impairs the thought process; Found most commonly in South Africa, England, and the Americas'; Paranoia, confusion, and fluxuations in emotions are commonly found; Some cases, mainly in stronger doses, may lead to minor insanity; 5g Dried Psilocybe Semilanceata is equivalent to 5mg of "Mad Caps".

"Psylocibe Extract, commonly referred to as 'Mad Caps', is a concentrated form of Psilocybe Semilanceata. Over 20,000 adolescents reported to have tried 'caps'on a study done in June of 2002 in schools in England. Also commonly used in smaller doses to stun.

by http://www.shroomery.org September 9, 2006

caps

something that's really cool, like it's off the hook or w/e

man, have u seen that new movie? o yeah man it's caps!

by Toby May 16, 2004

CAPS

to virtually scream w/o using an exclamation mark at the end of the sentence.

Namehere:OMFG JENNY, WHY U DO DAT

by hi March 14, 2005

CHAPS

A Mental Health hellhole of Meadville, PA. Where Staff Members create a dillusional sanctuary, where they monitor the heavily medicated consumers that the system wants to forget. Only to credit them with the ability to give & point fingers regarding 'stigma' so the organizations and it's staff members can make money. Then go back and strip the consumers of their dreams, hopes, and every sense of pride & independence.

What's wrong?

I got kicked outta CHAPS again!

For what?

I wasn't allowed to have more than 2 cigarettes in an hour! ...so I'm not allowed to go to CHAPS for 6 months and I have to either treat my apartment like a prison or hang out aimlessly in-front of neighborhood bars!<:(

by Mrs. Blonde-Badkneez July 16, 2009

capsulian

A capsulian of a form of murderer that when faced with a dead body cuts open the lungs and sucks out the second hand air. While doing this the murderer proceedes to orgasm in his pants.

"You're mum sucks harder than a capsulian"

by Johnny john Johnsonson June 14, 2008