capsulian

A capsulian of a form of murderer that when faced with a dead body cuts open the lungs and sucks out the second hand air. While doing this the murderer proceedes to orgasm in his pants.

"You're mum sucks harder than a capsulian"

by Johnny john Johnsonson June 14, 2008

Time capsuling

Time capsuling is talking or teaching someone younger about the past.

I was playing a standup Pac-Man game and got the high score, I did some time capsuling with my kid how to plug high score initials in.

by ShimSham September 16, 2018

Capsplaining

When you go into way too much detail despite being told no.

"That dude really likes Capsplaining, I did not want to hear about his day for the 6th time tonight"

by Shitebagifyedunnae December 8, 2021

capsulate

1. To turn an otherwise dull moment into a capslock moment.

2. To sum up a person/event/thing in a capslock fashion.

3. If your already writing in caps, you put the caps on a high level font as to be heard louder.

Ex) To type your 'lecture on fossilization pamphlet' in all caps.

To capsulate your day.

by Sanji09 September 21, 2007

Capsulize

The act of capping another homie for making fun at yo woman.

I totally capsulized that dawg, he said my woman was PHAT!

by TheIllustriousSparky April 19, 2009

Crapsulin

Food that won't kill you today, but if you keep eating it daily, will kill you in the long run.

The opposite of insulin which is intended to keep you alive.

That triple burger with 3 slices of cheese, 6 pieces of bacon,onion rings, dressing,3 eggs and jam is crapsulin.

by Stumbo September 13, 2011

Capulince

The smarter way of saying "cap"

I got an A+ on my calculus assignment, no capulince

by TBYoungOne January 27, 2021