Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.

She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.

by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010

Cardiman

A man's sweater. Similar to a cardigan but not referred to a cardigan since cardigan sounds weird when it is worn by a man.

OMG! That brown guy looked so hot with his blue and white cardiman

by youknowwhoooo09 January 23, 2011

cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.

Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.

by redPooka April 5, 2011

Cardigan Arrest

Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.

Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.

John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.

by BPWP January 1, 2013

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

Cardinal Heights UMS

A really depressing school in Sun Prairie, WI with an even more depressing reputation. Way too many kids are high. Like it’s not funny.

Person 1: omg my school sux
Person 2: Well have you been to Cardinal Heights UMS???
Person 3 *obv stoned*: Bruh that bathroom is soooo smoky I couldn’t even find my Juul
Person 1: No thanks sir *runs faster than Naruto*

by Okno October 29, 2019

Carpio

Why you searching this carpio? its literally a car that goes pio

or some one whos GAY

Oh hey look a GAY
Thats just carpio

by SomeGuyMaybeLol May 31, 2020