A really depressing school in Sun Prairie, WI with an even more depressing reputation. Way too many kids are high. Like it’s not funny.
Person 1: omg my school sux
Person 2: Well have you been to Cardinal Heights UMS???
Person 3 *obv stoned*: Bruh that bathroom is soooo smoky I couldn’t even find my Juul
Person 1: No thanks sir *runs faster than Naruto*
by Okno October 29, 2019
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