Caleb

A person who completely hates people named jackson

hey there's jackson
sshhhh caleb's right there

by Demonsoul1X February 1, 2017

CALEB

Fat and black
TYPICALLY HATED

OMG HES SUCH A CALEB

by CALEBS FAT May 31, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.

Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.

Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*

by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016

Calabrese

A person or people from Calabria in Sicily, whom Italians feel are the stubbornest people in the world.

The old tale goes like this:

Jesus was walking down a road when he came upon a man from Calabria. He asked the man, "Where are you going?", and the man replied "God or no God, I go to Calabria". So Jesus turned him to stone for a day.

The next day Jesus came back, restored the man to his original form and asked the same question, "Where are you going?", and the man replied "God or no God, I go to Calabria". So Jesus turned him to stone for a week.

This went on for a month, a year, 5 years, 10 and then 20 years, all with the same results. Finally Jesus threw his hands in the air and said, "There is no gourd thicker than the skull of a Calabrese" and he allowed him to complete his journey.

From Sicily, "What are you, a Calabrese?"

by Xantor September 30, 2005

Calibashing

Extreme hateful rhetoric said about California especially the culture, politics, government, and people.

The man who had never been to California in his life started Calibashing the state.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 29, 2021

Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.

The montreal Wedding Dance floor Calibrator.

by Comleo January 18, 2011

calbezon

exclamation meaning "how bizarre"

origins: Originator thought OMC sang "calbezon" in their song "How Bizarre" and therefore calbezon became a synonym for "How Bizarre."

Route 93 south actually runs north. Calbezon!

by Bean Meister April 13, 2007