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Friend credit

A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".
Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*
by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018
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Good Credit

A description of a man who has a large penis or performs well during sex.
Usually utilized when a woman is inquiring about said man from a friend of his, regardless of gender.
Note: "Good Credit" requires a facial expression and slight change of tone both suggesting the speaker is not simply talking about the target's credit score.
Who's your friend? He's cute.

Oh that's Jacob, he's a little shy at first but if you start talking to him, you'll have a good time with him. Oh yeah, and he has /good credit/.
by PurpleNex August 23, 2019
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French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area
My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card
by Rebeccable December 22, 2019
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wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.
Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!
by jlujan69 April 15, 2020
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Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.
🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."
by Kirby420 March 16, 2021
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after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom
Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.
by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021
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Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car
That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up
by Cobrakia June 22, 2021
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