Crankapuss
Crankapuss by sagittariusscorpiochick December 23, 2015
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Crank Daisies
Crank Daisies by dirtycracker77 June 16, 2016
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crankish
To feel "kind of" irritable and cranky, with a slight brooding or morose mood. Grumpy and bitter, but still feeling lively. Similar to angst but crankish people are often preoccupied and content with life.
Unlike angst and apprehension, people who are crankish tend to enjoy the harsh situation in the moment, rather than wallow over trivial issues. Unlike people who are edgy, people who are crankish do not want to be seen as cool and often show sarcasm, wit and dark humor. Angsty people ask why. Crankish people just sigh.
Unlike angst and apprehension, people who are crankish tend to enjoy the harsh situation in the moment, rather than wallow over trivial issues. Unlike people who are edgy, people who are crankish do not want to be seen as cool and often show sarcasm, wit and dark humor. Angsty people ask why. Crankish people just sigh.
The color orange is totally crankish.
That fat school professor with the beard and wearing the nerdy 1950s glasses, is so crankish.
The misanthropic TV show character Daria was so crankish.
That fat school professor with the beard and wearing the nerdy 1950s glasses, is so crankish.
The misanthropic TV show character Daria was so crankish.
crankish by Charmouche October 2, 2016
Crank Frank
When a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best sex she ever had
"I so glad I ended up with a Crank Frank! He is the best sex I ever had, with the exception of Tom Brady"
"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
"I am so in love with Crank Frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if I was a princess; and he's actually better than my old vibrator!"
Crank Frank by StucKinModeratioN December 20, 2016
Crankington's disease
The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
Crankington's disease by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017