E-Clap

Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.

I went to www.analsluts.com even though Norton told me not to. Now my computer has the E-Clap.

Dude! I told you not to go to www.boobs.org! Now you've got the E-Clap!

by Grimache May 15, 2009

Retinal Clap

An eye infection.

Why does my eye hurt?

Dude, it looks like you got retinal clap.

by ThatDaltonDude December 28, 2009

solidarity clap

1) A rhythmic clapping sustained by a large group that begins slow and gradually builds speed before breaking out into full applause. Also known as the "unity clap", the solidarity clap is a tool used mostly by activists and labor unions to build and show unity.

2) The common affliction of a large group of activists who all sleep with one another, and eventually end up sharing one or more STDs.

1) "The solidarity clap is like our organizing -- it begins disorganized and slow, but as it picks up speed we become more and more united."

2) "I'm getting kind of itchy down there. Did you hook up with X?"
"Yeah, and zhe hooked up with Y and Z."
"Damn, looks like we've all got the solidarity clap."

by flightsongs October 3, 2011

Double clap

(Only works on women) During missionary position sex of vaginal penetration, the butt and boobs both clap at the same time. (Depending on how large they are)

Bae: Am I thrusting too hard?
She bae: no Bae it's a Double clap from my ass n boobs that all now keep going.

by Everydaytank July 27, 2016

if you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle

When you make a girl laugh all the time and you think shes hot

“Bro, you made her laugh”
“So what?”
“Its known that, If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make that ass clap and jiggle”

by Dickandballsguy12 June 27, 2023

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Gray Clap

A venereal disease that you happen to catch from a much older person, who typically has gray or white hair.

Damn, I got a serious case of Gray Clap from that over the hill cougar I shagged last weekend at the Jersey Shore

by Old&Dirty Bastard June 17, 2009