by driver47 April 5, 2008
Get the Dorito Chip mug.Somewhat like a butt nugget, but yet a bit crispier and flatter, really make your ass itch tho on your guch, ow!
Patient: Doctor i have sumthing stuck on my guch and its really itchy!
Doctor: Lets take a look *turns patient over*
Patient: what is it doc?!
Doctor: seems to be a poop chip!, only sum minor surgery is needed for this one
Doctor: Lets take a look *turns patient over*
Patient: what is it doc?!
Doctor: seems to be a poop chip!, only sum minor surgery is needed for this one
by dikface honcho July 26, 2008
Get the Poop Chip mug.A sexual act in which a man is having anal sex with a woman and right as he ejaculates, the woman decides to take a dump on the bed. The mixture of poo and semen will create the effect of a black a white chocolate chip cookie.
Carlos: "Can you give me the pleasure of producing a black and white chocolate chip cookie?"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"
Sasha: "So you want me to shit on the bed right after you ejaculate?"
Carlos: "Yeah"
Sasha: "For sure. I love producing black and white chocolate chip cookies, but no one asked before"
Carlos: "Sweet!"
by Doralover89 September 11, 2009
Get the black and white chocolate chip cookie mug.A description given to someone (male or female), who has a sense of superiority (valid or not) due to either past successes or a personal belief that they are "better" than those around then.
Kobe Bryant sometimes carried a chip on his shoulder during his regular season games. But who could blame the guy, he outscored every man on the court in nearly every single game.
The college freshman had a chip on her shoulder because she was the star player on her high school softball team. She soon realized that every one of her new teammates, was also the star of their high school team. And she would have to earn the respect of her peers.
The college freshman had a chip on her shoulder because she was the star player on her high school softball team. She soon realized that every one of her new teammates, was also the star of their high school team. And she would have to earn the respect of her peers.
by Anthony Calvo July 20, 2017
Get the Chip on his Shoulder mug.by Dirtstu May 20, 2007
Get the chip mug."Enrique Eglasias has a chip of shit on his face."
"I'd fuck Cindy Crawford if she got rid of that chip of shit"
"I'd fuck Cindy Crawford if she got rid of that chip of shit"
by Crab October 12, 2003
Get the Chip Of Shit mug.Chancey: Oh my, it seems that i have chipped my pants again. Oh gracious!
Herbert: Ahhh yes you have chipped indeed, let me help you clean that off.
Herbert: Ahhh yes you have chipped indeed, let me help you clean that off.
by ecap January 4, 2008
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