Waltz the Clown

When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.

Damn dude, Sean Spicer killed the best accordion clown, Waltz the clown.

by Bameron Booley August 26, 2017

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 15, 2006

clowns

N. One who looks the fool

Clowner - one who clowns, or makes a clown of another.

Spot 'em... GOT 'EM! DAMN dood! You just got CLOWNED!

Oh man, that's some madd clownery.

You're excessive clowning is excessive.

by BrownHouse786 October 26, 2004

midget clown gang bang

You don't want to know

"let's not find out what a midget clown gang bang is"

by hitler's bestie May 5, 2017

Binky the Clown

a loudmouth obnoxious clown featured on a local TV show on the cool cartoon strip and TV Saturday morning series Garfield. Garfield the fat cat, on his cartoon show hosts the feature "Screaming With Binky", where Binky is known to come up behind you and scream "HEYYYYY KID!!!!" or something like that, just to startle you. He comes up to a kid building a sand castle and screams at him, demolishing the sand castle. He comes up behind a diamond cutter, screams at him, disrupting his concentration and making him mess up his work. Garfield, ever so sarcastic, finds Binky annoying.

Garfield switches on the tube because it's time to watch the TV show hosted by the obnoxious Binky the Clown.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 6, 2007

Ass Grabbing Ass Clown

A person who is pretty much a dumbass douchecake.

Fuck damn it, why do you have to be such an ass grabbing ass clown?

by thatswhatshesaidayo April 19, 2010

Clown Rape

What happened to Sylvia on "Little House..." when I was seven, which then lead to a horrifying 'where do babies come from?' discussion with my mom...

Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.

Me: How did the baby get in the girl's stomach?
Mom: She got clown raped.
Me: Huh?
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)

by Liberation675 June 2, 2008