by Llama2 November 13, 2015
Get the riding the other bus mug.Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx
Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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• bus down
• bus fuck
• Bus Girl
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If you’re on the bus, that means you have MAD cake. You are EXTREMELY Thiccc
The highest compliment one can possibly receive
The highest compliment one can possibly receive
Am I on the bus? No, but you have canoe or train potential.
Grace, Kelly, and Delaney, you are ON THE BUS. You guys are bus drivers.
You are on the bus in those joggers!
Grace, Kelly, and Delaney, you are ON THE BUS. You guys are bus drivers.
You are on the bus in those joggers!
by Kel-GG-Del August 29, 2019
Get the On the Bus mug.Tactic used by football (soccer) teams, in which they play defensively for the entire game, in order to deny an apparently superior team any goals and escape with a scoreless draw and thus with one point, instead of risking it all and going for three points and possibly getting none.
Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.
Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.
Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.
Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.
Fan 1: "What do you mean, Arsenal only beat Sunderland 1-0? Arsenal have the best attack in the league!
Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."
Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."
Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."
Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."
by UncleMikeNJ September 30, 2009
Get the park the bus mug.So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
by juanchopancho February 22, 2011
Get the Bitch I'm a Bus mug.A bus outfitted for war, usually with bleachers added to the sides in a wing fashion with multiple cannons, explosive weaponry.
They play a large part in the current war on terror. Both BLUFOR and OPFOR have their different versions of them, however the two most known are the Takistani Battle Bus, And the USMC improvised Battle Bus.
The Takistani one is outfitted with 5 big guns, an Anti Air cannon on the top, and two rapid fire AGL grenade launchers on each side. It is mounted with a massive slab of concrete on the front, to protect the driver.
On the other side, the USMC improvised Battle Bus has 4 wings of bleachers, lock on anti air guns, 2 on each side and 7 machine guns each side. It has 2 artillery guns ontop, however they are used to attack head on rather than bombard targets. It has 2x more grenade launching units aswell, holding 2 on the top and 2 on each bleacher.
The USMC version has alot more firepower, however there is nothing protecting the driver.
Despite all rumors, a Battle Bus has never run out of ammunition for any of its guns.
"The next generation of deadly weapons available to man."
There is a song about the Battle Bus, composed by "Fatal_Papercut"
They play a large part in the current war on terror. Both BLUFOR and OPFOR have their different versions of them, however the two most known are the Takistani Battle Bus, And the USMC improvised Battle Bus.
The Takistani one is outfitted with 5 big guns, an Anti Air cannon on the top, and two rapid fire AGL grenade launchers on each side. It is mounted with a massive slab of concrete on the front, to protect the driver.
On the other side, the USMC improvised Battle Bus has 4 wings of bleachers, lock on anti air guns, 2 on each side and 7 machine guns each side. It has 2 artillery guns ontop, however they are used to attack head on rather than bombard targets. It has 2x more grenade launching units aswell, holding 2 on the top and 2 on each bleacher.
The USMC version has alot more firepower, however there is nothing protecting the driver.
Despite all rumors, a Battle Bus has never run out of ammunition for any of its guns.
"The next generation of deadly weapons available to man."
There is a song about the Battle Bus, composed by "Fatal_Papercut"
Soldier 1: Hey do you hear that?
Soldier 2: Yea, sounds like a regular vehicle engine, hold tight.
*Battle Bus appears over hill*
Soldiers together: Ah fuck, Battle Bus!
*The two get gunned down by the bus, without mercy.*
Soldier 2: Yea, sounds like a regular vehicle engine, hold tight.
*Battle Bus appears over hill*
Soldiers together: Ah fuck, Battle Bus!
*The two get gunned down by the bus, without mercy.*
by The Dude Duper September 24, 2011
Get the Battle Bus mug.1.A box shaped shit excuse of a vehicle with the devils advocate behind the wheel thinking how hard it's life is while also wishing to run down the handicapt.
2. The worst bus company in the world that employ patients from mental hospitals. They also charge stupid prices for realitvely short journeys. because of this "Ulster bus" is now another word for being raped or mugged.
3.Being ripped of.
2. The worst bus company in the world that employ patients from mental hospitals. They also charge stupid prices for realitvely short journeys. because of this "Ulster bus" is now another word for being raped or mugged.
3.Being ripped of.
Man 1:The 212 smelt of shit!
Man 2:Aye lad it was probaly the driver.
oldman: help! help!
Dave: whoa that old fucker is getting ulster bused.
Man 2:Aye lad it was probaly the driver.
oldman: help! help!
Dave: whoa that old fucker is getting ulster bused.
by KevinMul&Johnny February 8, 2010
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