Brown Towel 

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

Brown Towel by the filthy hebrew December 8, 2009

Brown Unicorn 

When one straps a dildo to ones forehead and bangs another in the ass. Neighing and frolicking in the process.

Sven worked the brown unicorn on my turd cutter like Legend last night.

Brown Unicorn by abz to the rock July 2, 2011

brown brothers 

Three friends. At least one must be Indian.

Bill: "Those two white boys aren't brown brothers!"
John: "Hell yes they are! Don't you see that Indian boy with them?"

brown brothers by Viggie Smalls April 22, 2007

Brown brown 

Brown-brown is a form of powdered cocaine, cut with powder from gun cartridges. Commonly given to child soldiers in West African armed conflicts,1 the drug gained notoriety after it was used by Nicolas Cage's character, Yuri Orlov, in the 2005 film Lord of War

Wanna do some brown brown?

Brown brown by knowing is everything April 20, 2010

brown hatter's overalls 

Pajamas, as worn by many men up until the late 70's, when central heating in the UK was commonly installed in many homes.

Bob was wearing his brown hatter's overalls when I called 'round this morning

brown hatter's overalls by ward b July 6, 2007

brown whirlpool 

When you flush a toilet and try to shit fast enough so it goes down with the water.

Yo! i just tried a brown whirlpool and i was to slow, so i had to flush again.

brown whirlpool by Ktooms December 31, 2008

brown twinkie

during anal sex, seminal fluid is ejaculated inside a fecal element. After excreted, it is consumed.

After fucking me, Phil ate my brown twinkie.

brown twinkie by christophales January 7, 2008