Houdini's Breakfast

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

by Skistin October 16, 2008

Breakfast in bed

When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.

Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.

by Chance334 January 31, 2014

Breakfast

An (early) morning blowjob where cum is swallowed.

"enjoy the sex? enjoy the 69? enjoy the breakfast?"

by Claudia Docker January 5, 2009

portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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by gooentak March 5, 2007

breakfast

Cumming in a girl's mouth after morning sex. Must be followed by the girl saying, "Mmm...Breakfast!''

"Would you like me to serve you some breakfast?"
(30 seconds later)
"Mmm...Breakfast!''

by MrCSmokin September 23, 2007

mexican breakfast

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.

by J-cubson April 23, 2008

Breakfast Bra

A functional peice of lingerie that you can eat your breakfast out of.

Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"

by Weiny Joy October 21, 2008