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bone smoker

Someone who is actually addicted to sucking dick.
She is such a bone smoker. I can't tell what she loves more, cigarettes, or penis in the mouth.
by Richard Hatless June 10, 2008
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Bonch

Human Perineum, male or female. It's close to your heini and on girls it's tiny; ass side of ball-town, ball side of ass-berg.
My bonch itches.

I will bonch-shive you with a fork.
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Bocephus

common nickname for Hank Williams Jr. Hank got the nickname from his famous father, who looked in the cradle and just called him "Bocephus." Bocephus is a common phrase airbrushed on 1984 Ford F-150s.
Bocephus is a great nickname. Sit on my face, cousin.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005
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bone yodeller

A girl who feels the need to speak while giving a blow job, usually saying something like ' I am not that kind of gir-argh'.
This chick was a complete bone yodeller, she would not shut up the entire time she was sucking my cock!
by Anyone N. General January 7, 2008
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bone booster

When you leave your computer on and leave work early
4pm comes around and then you bone boost. lets bone booster
by danieleighter February 25, 2009
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bone hole

a word generally slang for vagina, but can be any hole on someone a dick can go in.

your average lady has 7 bone holes. a vagina, an ass whole, a mouth, two ears, and two nostrils. the last two are for those with smaller dicks, because anything wider than about 1/4 of an inch won't fit.

it is also possible for a bone hole to be an abnormal hole in the body, such as a hole in the neck that smokers get from throat cancer.

if a dick will fit, its a bone hole.

generally, bone holes are only referring to the holes dicks most often penetrate,
Your dick is so small you can use all 7 bone holes.
by J-Birdd March 21, 2009
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Bone phone

A secret phone, typically a cheap prepaid one, used in a clandestine manner away from one's SO for the sole purpose of arranging booty calls from someone other than the SO. The purpose of the bone phone is to avoid detection from the SO looking at your phone bill.
Dave: Is that Lloyd's new phone? What a loser -- why didn't he get an iPhone instead of that cheap piece of shit?

Robert: He has an iPhone...that's just his bone phone. I think he's talking to your mom
by Dick Z. Normuss July 2, 2009
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