Pig in a blanket

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

Blaked

When someone gets fired from their job and walked out by the police after calling the boss a cocksucker.

When he came in he got blaked. Josh called the cops and he was gone.

by capt. jr April 27, 2009

Yellow Blanket

When someone sits or lays on another person and then pisses themselves, getting piss all over the person they are sitting/laying on top of. Although in order to do this, you must piss in your own pants, the hilarity of it far surpasses the grossness of it.

Chris made some joke about Jackson, so Jackson sat on chris and gave him a Yellow Blanket. Chris would have been mad, but he was laughing too hard.

by SaMo Chron Smoker September 30, 2009

Breakup Blanket

When someone takes out their anger on their ex-boyfriend by fucking a good friend of his on the blanket he left at their house and then returns it with a big puddle.

Boy was he pissed of when she gave him the breakup blanket back. He didn't know what to do!

by Srathraz November 24, 2009

Blanket Party

When a group of people gang up on someone, throw a blanket over then and beat them with various objects until person looks hurt. (hard to tell b/c of blanket)

"when that ass hole gets out of jail i'm throwing him a blanket party!!!"

by Breelin April 19, 2006

Pigs in a Blanket

This phrase can be called out after any action or word that violates some rule and is not allowed to be said or done in public. You can call 'Pigs in a Blanket' on anything that you think is inappropriate; especially after racial or ethnic slurs.

An asian man is sitting near you on a bus.
Doug: Did you hear the one about the Japanese guy and the three prostitutes?
Tyler: Pigs in a blanket, man.

by TylerC November 23, 2006