Blanger

officially known as a bloody wanger. This is when a girl is woken up by her lover in the early hours of the morning by being wanged round the face by the blood crusted condom they used the night before.

So... how do you like your condoms in the morning?
(slap)
fuck off u blanger!

by wancas April 16, 2005

Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.

Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."

by Quack Banyon February 3, 2010

Bandera

A thot/thottie; a sucia hoe

Ey man, look at that bandera!
Oh, her? Yeah, she a bandera all the way man!

by SapphicVibes October 9, 2018

The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005

bandersnatch

a girl named rebecca who has a real butt not implants; very bootylicious and gorgeous

bandersnatch wants her cocapuffs

by rebecca October 3, 2004

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005

blender

a party with lots-o-booze

"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004