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Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.
by Gene Sins January 14, 2007
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the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn
Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
by table fan February 19, 2021
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King James Bible

English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.
The Scripture reading this morning will be taken from the King James Bible.
by Rbd41 December 12, 2011
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the bible

the people who defined this term are the idiots who spend 420 hours a week in their basements away from grass.
those dick lickers who called the bible fake prob spend 420 hours a week in their basement reading reddit posts about how big kanye west's dick is
by Knmagor January 24, 2023
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reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.
You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!
by Grau December 25, 2008
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Bobble

Excellent conversational filler. When you aren't saying anything and there is an akward silence, just say bobble in a nasily voice. Originally it was a shitty videogame called 3D Bobble for the DOS, but the name caught on after a series of internet cartoons depicted Bobble, the blue sphere, talking to a king.
"mmmmmbobble" Josh said to the girl
"Bobble" she replied.
by Josh Trance February 14, 2007
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Mexican Bible Study

A kinky sex maneuver in which while the male is licking the female's (or other male's ;) anus, she defecates into his mouth. The male then half-way swallows it leaving it partly in his throat. The other member then repositions themselves by laying on their back with knees bent upward. The male then regurgitates the feces back into the other members mouth and places each of his butt cheeks onto each of the respective breasts placing his penis against the entrance of her nose as she masticates on the feces rocking back and forth ejaculating down her nasal canal.
I'm gonna go give your mom a Mexican bible study.
by Not So Sexy Cow May 30, 2009
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