sex beard

When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.

"Look at that guy's sex beard, that must tickle her fancy!"

by Mike Samson April 29, 2008

beady eye

Beady Eye are a rock band formed in 2010 by four former members of Oasis - Liam Gallagher, Gem Archer, Andy Bell and Chris Sharrock.

Liam Gallagher: The name of my new band is Beady Eye

by fede01_8 May 30, 2010

anal bead

That one bead, that breaks off from your set of anal beads, and stuck in your badunkadunk.

I shit out my anal bead from that thing I did with Aunt jemima. i gave her a sparkling mermaid

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

holiday beard

The lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. This can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.

"Hey man, ur dads grown an awesome holiday beard."
"I know yer, he's so lazy"

by Millsey December 15, 2008

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Morristown-Beard

Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.

With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.

Morristown-Beard is the preppiest of places in affluent Morris County.

by Crimson December 14, 2004

bearded asshole

Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.

What the fuck are you looking at you bearded asshole?

by Pubic hair face November 21, 2011