bandito

slang for mexican gang banger

Those fuckin banditos ripped my brother off.

by FRanz Fender June 6, 2005

Weiner bandit

The stealing of someones weiner

"ya woke up and ya weiner was gone " you just got hit by the weiner bandit

by tha J W January 27, 2009

arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.

Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

banking it in

When you are about to have sex, and rather than inserting directly, you first miss and go too high, thereby "banking it in" like a basketball shot.

Jill: Why aren't you inside me?

Patrick: Sorry babe, I was just banking it in.

by SharedSJ February 18, 2009

bandito raucous

When you cause a problem on a large scale to annoy or aggravate someone.

Jeff : Hey see that Jew over there I'm gonna go tell him the Holocaust never happened.

Mike: Oh looks like Jeff is causing some bandito raucous

by Armadyl Alliance July 26, 2010

Homo Bandit

A person who vandalizes people's possessions by drawing genitals on them.

Homo Bandit - Dick is such a homo bandit he constantly draws pictures of dicks in John's history notebook

by Homo Bandit June 8, 2015

Tumblrino Bandito

When a female decides to sign up to Tumblr a.k.a become a cretin to society. This involves dyeing your hair pink and ranting about politics while trying to de-sexualize the female body by showing off their own horribly disfigured body ultimately stealing a person's will to live, hence the bandito

Little Timmy was on the internet looking for cool minecraft tutorials when he caught a glimpse of a Tumblrino Bandito. The Doctors tried to revive him but he sadly passed away at 7:42 p.m last Friday from self inflicted gunshot wounds

by WhyamiWhite420 March 28, 2017