bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012

Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022

Bald Booguinnea

Someone with very short hair (usually shaved), that is considered desirable and sexy. A bald booguinnea is sure to turn the heads of many and allure those who seek a sexy baldie.

"He/she is one fine bald booguinnea!"
"I need me some bald booguinnea lovin'!"

by Guapchaser6832 April 6, 2023

Bald

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022

Bald

Bald means shitty and bad

You're being so bald right now

by ifyoureadthisurbad January 21, 2021

bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters

I finna bald walk.

by tjobree May 12, 2020

Bald Randy

A living menace

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace

by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022