backseat driver

When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.

I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!

by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010

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Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 2, 2004

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backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next

Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?

by dick the perv January 31, 2008

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Backseat is when something is horrible and sucky. This makes perfect sense because no one likes to sit in the backseat, and sometimes nasty things happen in backseats. This will catch on in the near future.

You're soooo backseat

Yo momma's backseat

Don't be a backseat person

by Bitsy-Boo December 19, 2009

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Come-backs

A guy who keeps coming back into your life after he's already been dismissed...several times. He continuously calls and tries to contact you for weeks, months and even several years after the relationships ended. Especially popular term for those guys who never made it to relationship status but keep trying anyway.

I can't rid of Crazy Mike he's the worst one of my come-backs!

Speaker 1: You will never guess who called me last night!!
Speaker 2: Not who I think...is it?
Speaker 1: Yup, that crazy come-back!
Speaker 2: Which one???
Speaker 1: the worst one...PSYCHO MIKE!

by Denise Hernandez August 12, 2005

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