Backdoorman

The Backdoorman is a great position in the Teambang group who occupies the asshole of the female member and will climax inside said woman for the Spoon Licker to step in and do his step.

I was in a Teambang the other night as the Backdoorman, and I swear to you, that Spoon Licker was so excited he accidentally licked my dick before I could cum in that bitch and knocked off my mood.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

backdooring

The act of putting yourself in a position that furthers you from your optimal goal. Doing something even though you know that it is not helping you in life and instead it is holding you back.

I'm really backdooring myself... I failed a test because instead of studying the night before I went out and got wasted.

by the bbbear July 18, 2010

backjob

To masturbate on a birds back when she is asleep.

I give the misses a backjob last night.

by Jason Smith esquire July 28, 2008

Bangalore Backdoor

This is where you and a special someone share an evening at an authentic indian restaurant. After coming home, you decide to shit on your on your mate's asshole, while your partner farts and or shits as well. When the Scat party is done with you insert your penis into the dumped on anus and have wild anal sex. The smell of the shit, fart and leftovers from the restaurant causes the person to think they are walking the streets of Bangalore, India. portugalanalfunvaginapoop

Wow, that chick just got Bangalore Backdoored, ugh, shes so lucky

by JayAl April 7, 2008

jersey backhand

when a man is standing erect and puts one leg up on a chair or couch or possibly side of the bathtub... reaches around his straight leg and grabs his erect penis (pinky finger out) and beats his meat...... this can be done with a partner as well

I went to my friend Chris's house to visit, and I walked in on him pleasuring himself with the JERSEY BACKHAND.

by Chris Adey May 5, 2006

Backoffice Chimps

Members of an IT Team, whose work is comparable to Pan troglodytes (The Common Chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
They survive mainly on Banana's, Coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.

They are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
Treat with caution.

Man1 - "OH No! BREXHC5 our email server is down!"
Woman1 - "Great the Backoffice Chimps have gone AWOL again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bloody useless lot!

by Chimp Number 1 January 11, 2009

backdoor buddy

A person you have anal sex with

We're not gay, he's just my backdoor buddy.

by awmm August 13, 2016