Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Butter Jerkmug. A buttered glizzy is a hot dog that has been microwaved and then rolled in butter. It is the only food source of the popular twitch streamer Lutano.
"When buttered glizzy tutorial?". "Even the Queen of England didn't live long enough to witness the buttered glizzy tutorial"
by Zajmerman September 15, 2022
Get the Buttered Glizzymug. Conor went to the strippers and got slapped in the bake with her massive tits leaving tittie butter all over his face.
by PintMan87 September 19, 2021
Get the Tittie Buttermug. We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.
by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014
Get the butter kissesmug. When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013
Get the Peacunt Buttermug. I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.
We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Butter Stumpmug. by II-killiwon-II February 24, 2017
Get the butter buttfuckmug.