awkward dominic

the act of fisting a girl (that is standing:legs apart) anally and sucking your cum out of her vagina while she is urinating.

"if i wasnt so drunk, i wouldnt have performed an awkward dominic with her

by gerald setricinetlz October 21, 2011

Awkward Submarine

Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.

Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."

by pseudophilia June 9, 2011

awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.

- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!

by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011

awkward bean

A person, that is usually a smol bean (you can be tall too) and is very awkward. You can talk but it doesnt go they way you want and your voice is very quiet because you rather not talk because you're awkward.

"Hey he's looking at you, he's cute go talk to him."
"Yeah.... i'll just wait, maybe if he comes up to me."
"Just go! You're such an awkward bean!"

by Itsyagirlawkwardbean January 14, 2018

Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

awkward canoe

similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around

"That person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment."

by awesomenessingeneral October 20, 2009

socially awkward

jeremy

when jeremy doesn’t talk to a girl in person because he is socially awkward.

by unicorn101 August 20, 2019