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attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by Andy Sword January 25, 2011
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Attendeficitis

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.
My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.
by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011
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Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.
I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.
by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011
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Attention Drunk

Girls who brag about drinking in hopes to get attention; Usually through social media sites such as Facebook.
Really, Another status about drinking? She is such a Attention Drunk
by HiRa 303 December 30, 2011
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Attention Scratch

A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.
Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
by Kingoftheozone69 January 16, 2012
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Attention predator

Like an attention whore but even worse. This type of female not only craves attention, but feels entitled to it. She feels so ridiculously entitled to attention that she will bad mouth anybody who does not give it to her. What makes this kind of girl even worse is the fact that when she does bad mouth the person who isn't giving her the attention, she will often do so to many people, spreading dirty gossip and/or lies, in hopes of damaging that persons reputation. She can become very front and/or back stabbing, all because she didn't get the attention that she felt she was entitled to.
Justin: Hey Pedro, Monica is totally talking shit about you, and telling every body how your such an ass hole!

Pedro: Yeah, she's just mad because I ignore her when she tries to talk to me.

Justin: Why do you ignore her?

Pedro: She is completely fake, and I don't associate with fake people.

Justin: She talks all that mad shit on you simply because you don't give her any attention? Wow, what an attention predator!
by Colanator August 16, 2013
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attentosexual

"What's the deal with Ivana? Is she bi or what? She keeps making out with girls and guys at the bars."
"Nah Bro, she's just attentosexual."
by suedeisfabric September 24, 2013
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