alternasnob

Someone with alternative taste in music who looks down on others with mainstream taste.

Man! He makes fun of me just cause I listen to Justin Timberlake. He's such an alternasnob.

by Ryan Phillips February 19, 2008

altakaker

Yiddish: Old fart. (Alternate spelling of altakaka.)

Oh, man, he's such an altakaker: always complaining about everything.

by Notorious Webmaster October 8, 2011

Altesa

A girl who has beauty and grace. Her intelligence is beyond unknown

She has attitude like no other.
Can be a little annoying but is found very interesting. To every guy who knows her they will fall in love deeply with her

She is bold fierce a little shy but when she gets to know you she will be like no other.

Altesa is an amazing person

by Bubblybubble1273 October 21, 2018

Altaira

An Altaira is a very pretty woman. She is the kind of person who will never let you down no matter what. An Altaira is supportive, funny, honest, kind, caring, outgoing, and an artistic person. She fights for what’s right and for her opinion. Altaira will defend those who she loves with everything she’s got. If you mess with her friends, she will Fuck. You. Up. Altaira enjoys reading books and being with her friends and family. If you have an Altaira in your life, don’t ever lose her! She is the best person you will ever meet and you’ll regret losing her.

1. Wow she just finished another book....must be Altaira.

2. She is so perfect! She has to be an Altaira

by Truthful_Dove April 14, 2019

altcannabinoids

Cannabinoids found in Cannabis other than Delta-9-THC or CBD.

"that smoke shop has altcannabinoids now like Delta-8-THC and CBN!"

by u/Cannabiphorol March 28, 2022

West Alton

A small town in Saint Charles County, Missouri, which sits right across the Mississippi River from Alton, IL. The area is well known as a dumping place for bodies of dead hookers and crackheads.

"Y'all hear? They found another dumped hooker body in West Alton."

by Ann O December 23, 2011

Dr. Alto clef

A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.

someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*

by a random funny person August 12, 2021