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Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas
I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle
by pro2a July 16, 2020
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Alcoholism

I’m addicted to alcohol, it’s alcoholism
by Lame2.0 October 31, 2020
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alcoaholic

Someone who is hooked on fermented beverages that come in metal beverage-containers, rather than plastic or glass.
Maybe a reason that some alcoaholics prefer the metal cans for their brews is that they make that luscious-sounding "crack 'n' fizz" when you open them.
by QuacksO November 15, 2020
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alcohol

a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.
howed this alcohol get here, its 100%
by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
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alcoholhoe

Someone who isn’t an alcoholic ,but when they drink like one and turn into a hoe
“No Taylor I wouldn’t say you’re an alcoholic but I’d say you’re an alcoholhoe”
by Sammi420420 December 27, 2020
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alcohol

A kind of hard drugs that is completely accepted in society.
People who drive while being drunk have a 23 times higher chance of dying compared to people driving while high.
This drug is widely available and can be found in the corner of every supermarket and most shops and is extremely cheap.
When children find this dangerous liquid and drink it when it's laying around the house, they will get intoxicated immediately and might die. Compared to for example cannabis, children could eat pounds of fresh weed and never get high. That's because cannabis has to be lit on fire (decarboxylated) first before it comes available.
Alcohol also kills underage kids, no weed has ever killed a kid because it's almost impossible to die from a cannabis overdose.
Hey man, want to try some weed?
No, dude, that shit is so unhealthy. I'd rather drink alcohol every day.
Why dude?
Because alcohol is so innocent man, everyone just loves it!
by High_hopes February 23, 2021
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Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference
by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021
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