The atitude of an adult. That's it.
Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.
Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.
Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.
Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.
Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."
Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"
Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...
Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"
Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...
by TheMadDad April 24, 2024
Get the Adultitude mug.The atitude of an adult. Contrary to popular belief, adultitude is not measured by the amount of physical possessions one owns, or by the ability to drink alcohol or buy firearms and get a job, rather it is possible to notice a higher index of it that is based on socially learned behaviour and observable cues (i.e. politeness, maturity, responsibility, etc.).
Disclaimer: The creator of this definition was very bored while making this, however, he is recovering from such an insufferable state of mind.
Disclaimer: The creator of this definition was very bored while making this, however, he is recovering from such an insufferable state of mind.
Person: "I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I believe my level of adultitude simply can't be surpassed."
Other pesron: "Well, I HAVE MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"
Person: "Oh yeah? Well, MY ADULTITUDE IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!"
Both people proceeded to throw a synchronized tantrum in unison that knows no end...
Other pesron: "Well, I HAVE MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"
Person: "Oh yeah? Well, MY ADULTITUDE IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!"
Both people proceeded to throw a synchronized tantrum in unison that knows no end...
by TheMadDad April 24, 2024
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A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.
A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.
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Jill & Hal, You are not adults. It doesn't matter that you are 40 years older than me, you have no capability of focusing like me. I can control my attention. I'm an adult.
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