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Apostrophize

To simply add apostrophes where they are needed. Most commonly used when finding errors.
Board: l examen

Me: you've got to apostrophize it.

Board: l'examen
by Carlierenee22 April 29, 2014
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Apollonian Crush

When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.
Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014
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aporkogise

Sorry i screwed up. Can i aporkogise this weekend with a roast?
by daverival May 14, 2015
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Apology snapchat

An act in which your boy/girl sends a snapsext for a full 10 seconds as an apology.
Example:

Bob: dude did your girl apologize yet?

Jerry: dude she did more than that she sent me an apology snapchat!

Bob: woah! What a babe!!
by Foxcbritt October 24, 2015
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Apology Pizza

A pizza that has been delivered to you surprisingly, out of the blue, as a delicious subtle apology for a previous quarrel with a friend or loved one.
Person 1: "I'm sorry we had that huge argument about that crap I can't remember now."

Person 2: "It's cool, I'm just glad we're still friends. I love you."

Person 1: "I love you too! Did you pizza today?"
Person 2: "Was that you! ? It even had BBQ Chicken, my fav! You cheeky monkey! I wondered who had sent that.

Person 1: "I'm glad your tastebuds were feelin' it!"

Person 2: "Classic Apology Pizza."
by Ziposaurus May 10, 2016
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apooh

When a person sneezes and shits their pants.
Apooh! -tom
by pernus October 8, 2016
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apology bj

When she gives a bj as an act of penance and in the spirit of feeling sorry for having trespassed against her man.
She was on her period, so nstead of make up sex, she gave him an apology bj. She kept repeating how sorry she was and it healed his heart.
by Vox populi SPQR May 6, 2017
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